R.I.P. Little Jarett

So like I said the kids got fish, well this morning we woke up and Jake's fish, "Little Jarett" was no longer with us. He was very upset but I promised him that I wouldn't touch the fish and we would have a funeral when he returned from school. So after school the kids and I and the fish went into the bathroom and I let each of them say something about the fish. Then I explained that with fish we flush them and they go up to heaven. I told them that "Little Jarett" led a great but short life and he knows that Jake took great care of him while he was here. Then Jake burst into tears. He said that the fish probably died because Jake went to school and wasn't there with him yesterday. Poor kid. I calmed him down and then we flushed Little Jarett into toilet heaven. R.I.P.